SEEKING ADVICE - LARA WILL NOT MOVE

Lara will not come inside. I can't believe this. I think she's rebelling.

Take a look at what she wanted for her birthday. I'm at the end of my rope with this young lady.

Unbecoming behaviour that I will no longer tolerate:

Therefore, I have found it necessary to keep a record of the punishments I am implementing to try and keep her in check. I have tried a combination of many punishments, which I hope will be of use to my fellow succulent owners. Any parenting suggestions would be appreciated, I'll keep updating the list. Basic table

Silent Treatment Starvation Tickling Time Out Corner One Punch Two Punches Waterboarding Yelling
No Other Punishment No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Poking No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Ripping Off A Limb No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Confiscating iPhone No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Throwing Off The Balcony No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Boarding School No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Killing A Friend No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Disconnecting Wifi No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Feeding Tomato Sauce No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Chores No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Early Bedtime No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Iron Maiden (10 Minutes) No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Iron Maiden (2 Days) No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Spanking No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
No Lift to School No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Grounding No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[
Making her work at McDonald's No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[ No Effect >:[